Voting : The Indian way

me: Uncle ji, Kisko vote donge is baar
Him:  Is baar phool ko denge
me: Koun hain phool se
Him: Modi ji hain phool se
me: Aacha, aur Ticket par kyoun khada hain yahaan phool se
Him:  Koi bhi khada houn Phool se.Sarkaar toh Modi ji ki hi banegi.

I wonder 543 seats for Parliament are being contested and there is just one factor in my fellow country men's mind on deciding.
My constituency has a BJP candidate with criminal charges of intimidating at gun point. He proudly says - "Is baar Modi ji ki lahaar hain. Main hi jeetunga." There is a clean candidate contesting from other party but never mind. :|

Have a look at the ads, if they serve you. Google rewards me too.Thanks!