Hit like if ...

Recently I have felt like being bombarded by my friends with fb posts such as

Hit share if You are a Hindu.
Hit share if Sai baba is part of your family.
Hit like if You  are a Brahmin/Kshatriya/Jain/.... Lets find out how many Brahmin/Kshatriya/Jain/... on Facebook.

So creating a general formula
Hit like/share if You *
where
* = are a Hindu/ ...
      are a follower of Sai baba/ Hanuman ...
      are a Brahmin/ Kshatriya/ Jain...
       love your mom (So If I don't share.I don't love my mom.)

      respect your dad (again  If I don't share.I don't respect my dad. )

      save this child's life (Apparently Facebook donates when we make posts.And I thought It earns!)I even tried to ask my mate, if he could share the source of  information for such large-hearted gesture.So that I could contact them for our Social work donation.Only to be met with a studied silence (or more like "I  would not dignify myquestion with a response").
Being an optimist I am, I conclude:- Big organizations don't like to reveal their Corporate Social Responsibility Schemes. It makes them look "less evil".

And the topper

So all one has to do is Share fb posts and wait for good things to happen. And Here I thought I have to work hard  and devote limited time to Facebook to get work done.

Apparently I am a soulless Satan to my friends, If I don't like and share such fb posts.

So the next time one of my friends shares such an fb post I am thinking of sharing this with him.